- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

France had one revolution

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

guess what what that wasnt it

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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