Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

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I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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