- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

why did the man die? he had cancer

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

Knock Knock. Come in.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

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