- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

dry handjob

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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