How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

This is sparta No this is patrick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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