- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

Chicken

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

An Aisian failed a test

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

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