- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

69 is a number not a sex poshion

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

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