- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

What do you call a black man at school the janitor

an athiest walks into a church

why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

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