- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

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