- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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