- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

This is sparta No this is patrick

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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