- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

There once was this guy and he fell down

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

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