- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

i killed my family

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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