- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

batman has diarrhea

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

I'm gay.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

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