- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

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