- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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