- Anti Joke

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Your mom is so nice.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

cats are pussies

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Your mom is so nice.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

cats are pussies

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!