- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

What's green and blue? yellow

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

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