There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

I just threw up..In my pants.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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