- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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