- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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