theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

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What happened when a black lady sat in the front on a bus? She didn't vomit because she could see the road, which helped with her motion sickness. Also the driver got in a better mood because he had company, and the lady was a pleasant person.

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What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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A man was going to take his girlfriend to prom, and decided to pick up his suit from the dry cleaners. Unfortunately, there was a long line. He then went to pick up some flowers for his date, but there was a long flower line. Finally, he takes his date to prom and decides to get some punch for them.He returns with the refreshing beverage and the couple has a wonderful time.

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Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

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John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

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a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

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someone jumped off a bridge he died

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There were two muffins in an oven. They were forgotten about by the baker so they cried, caught fire, burned to death, and formed a medium-sized pile of ashes.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

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ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

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Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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Anthony sucks

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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