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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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