- Anti Joke

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Vote this down and get DOXED

Microwave

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

cats are pussies

Your mom is so nice.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

=3

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Vote this down and get DOXED

Microwave

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

cats are pussies

Your mom is so nice.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!