- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

Women's rights

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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