Whats the difference between a frog?

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

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Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

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What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

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What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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Good job, son.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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