Basically copying you.

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ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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So these two girls have a cup .

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

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Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

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How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

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A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

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Dwarf Shortage

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Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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Sex education in Texas.

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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