What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

Why did? Yes

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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