- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

Who is John Galt?

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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