what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

what is orange and blue 2 colors

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

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