What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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