- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??