Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

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why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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