Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

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Not at all Nero, if humanity itself where better, you would never have had that pain you rather than carry seems to be stuck to you, what you call your armor, sounds more like a cage to me, it is no wonder that you lose faith in those that drag you down while you find peace and hope within yourself by helping them. I believe you got every right to lose hope in humanity at times, in my eyes you have always been much greater than them, you just seem to believe that if you fail at helping others, then you have failed yourself, remember that there are too many people that surrender in this world, that do not want to be helped back on their own feet rather than to be "shown the only way", you said it yourself, monkey see, monkey do is easy, too easy, and you never take the easy way. I am sorry if I copy your methods too much, it might seem to others as if you are chatting with yourself, which is just crazy, insane. silly, lets just say again that you just got a admirer in me, it cant be helped. Does this bother you?

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't. Despite losing her arms in a terrible accident as a child, Suzy persevered to become a renowned gymnast. After several turns as a champion Special Olympian, Suzy retired from sports in order to tour elementary schools as a guest speaker. She inspired thousands of disabled children across North America and was a highly-respected orator. Suzy sadly passed away in 2009 at the age of 62. She is survived by her two lovely daughters, Karen and Michelle.

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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A Hispanic walks into an alleyway and sees two of his rich friends. He desperately needs money and only has enough time to shoot one of them because he sees the police following him. He decides which one to shoot... Wait, if he has enough time to think about this shouldn't he just shoot both of them?

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Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

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Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

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Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

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Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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