Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

adam hodgson !

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

Stephen Hawking can walk

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