- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

Robin, get in the batmobile

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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