A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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