- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

You know whats funny Aids

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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