Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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