- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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