- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

What is life? Paul.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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