how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

a irish man walks past a bar

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

Penis.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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