I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

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What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

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What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

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Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

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Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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Womens rights

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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