Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

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What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

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- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

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Cripples are lame.

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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