Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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In soviet russia, roses are violet

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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men's rights activists

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Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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