- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

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