What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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WILLY

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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