- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

Your mom.

see an orphan Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

so...um, yeah

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

Women's Professional _________

What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

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