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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

so how about that irline food

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

Barbara Streisand

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

A man was shot. He died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

my wife came out of the kitchen....

What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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