- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Nickleback.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

what did one computer say to the other .........

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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