Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

Yanter, Look it up

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

what does a granny look best in? 1950

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

Anti Joke

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