What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

Black people are the scum of the earth

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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