- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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