- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Charlie Sheen is winning

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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