- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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