Justin Bieber hits puberty

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

so today i took a poop. hehe

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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A bar walks into a man

womens rights.

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