- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

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