- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Life

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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