Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

OIO

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

Banana Hamock.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

Anti Joke

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