If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

Who invented apple? God

Who is big and stupid My brother

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Invisible Children Foundation.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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