Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

Who is John Galt?

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Badabing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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