What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

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What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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im gay

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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Life

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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