A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

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Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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