What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

ur gay

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

why did the zebra cross the road?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Who invented apple? God

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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