- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

women's rights

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

An orphan falls off a cliff.

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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