There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

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A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

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Do you know what's annoying? Steve

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Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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Albert your flies undone.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

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What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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