When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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