- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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