I love you

What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

Who's Micheal Jackson?

Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

i committed murder

Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

What does water taste like? Water

Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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