- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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