What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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minorities

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If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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