- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What do you call an Arab with a long beard? An Arab with a long beard you stereotypical piece of crap.

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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