- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

Knock knock I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

Black people

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

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