- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Knock knock Come in

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

fish fishy caoimhin

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

Ian's mind Elevator music

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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