- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

knock knock go away!!!

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

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Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

James Patrick Campbell

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

Knock Knock Come in! :)

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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