- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

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