Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

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Face Hunter is scum

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Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

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How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

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Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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National security?

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Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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