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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

What moos like a cow? Another cow

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

Michel Moor on a die...

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Gay republicans

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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