- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

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What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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