When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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