- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

What hurts like hell? HELL

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do u call a cripple Biv

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

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