- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

Buzi vagy!

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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