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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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