- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

69 is a number not a sex poshion

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

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