- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Neither did she.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

I like the color potato.

National security?

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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