I'm 23, just like most people my age.

what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

What's red, white, and blue? light purple

What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

your mom gave me head.....phones

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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