Terry has ebola

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

What did the man with no head say to the women?

You know whats funny? Women's rights

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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