- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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