- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

Why? Why not?

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

Guess who is violent. Osama

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

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