Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

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Robin, get in the car!

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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