Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

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hola said the chinese man

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

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Yo mums so fat she went on a diet.

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Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

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how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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