- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

VaginaBoob ^.^

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Choir.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

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