Penis chickens

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

Amazing

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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