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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

Shea's sty....

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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