- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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