I'm a fork. Fork you!!

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

so...um, yeah

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

I will create more jobs for americans

Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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