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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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