What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

The lion swallowed his pride.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

*Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter* Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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