A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

You know what's funny? Rape

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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