Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

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Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

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How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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A midget walked under a bar.

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this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

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What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

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Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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